Bathroom Privelages

I am personally sick of trying to find an open bathroom at bhs. From what Class President Stacy Bezrah says: "most of the boys bathrooms are locked because there is a mysterious uranal pooper going around and pooping in all of the uranals". I dont kno about all you others but i want to use which ever bathroom i want when i want to go to the bathroom. Im sick of useing the disgusting main lobby bathrooms. Its very unsanitary up over there and i dont feel safe useing them. So if u have any clue about these "Mysterious Uranal Poopers", please talk to Mr Sullivan so we can get this over with and use our bathrooms.